Wait is cartoon porn illegal? I mean I know its super sad, but it’s not illegal is it? And if it was why would you turn yourself in? According to wickedlocal a 24 year old English man was enjoying some of the finer things in life such as cartoon Characters bumping their pretend nastys when he received a message on his computer. The message said they the government was monitoring his computer and he needed to pay $300 to unlock it.

“Police responded to a report from a Magazine Street resident at around 3:34 p.m. on March 26 on a report of child pornographic activity. Police met with the unidentified suspect, who was reportedly wearing a blue T-shirt and jeans with the zipper undone. The man told police he was checking out a cartoon pornography website when he saw a mix of adult and child pornography on the screen.

The man told police he was “disturbed” but continued to browse through the pornographic website. After a few minutes, a “Department of Justice” screen popped up, stating the man could face up to 15 years in prison and that all and any cameras attached to his computer were being monitored by the government. The message also reportedly said he needed to pay $300 to unlock the computer”. –WL

This is an important lesson to learn. If you are into weird freaky stuff it’s important to only view it on low tech equipment. You want to watch a women and horse? You want to see 3 clowns covered in elephant spunk? What about the whole Simpson family riding the family skin train? If you are into anything along the lines of that you want to be sure to only view it on your old VHS or laser disk. The government can’t track you and you don’t need to worry about accidently stumbling on to some sick child porn website. Play it safe… or stop being so damn weird!

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