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Dude Attacks Roommate With Wolverine Claws Because He Was Dating His Mom

It’s not dorky to collect replica comic book stuff if you actually slice suckers up with them, is it?

This story has everything that makes a great episode of Jerry Springer. According to KSL.com a kid whose roommate was dating his mom was arrested for attacking said roommate with his replica wolverine claws.

I know the moment he used those claws to slice up his mom and ex best friend he felt satisfaction. You know damn well when he bought those lame wolverine claws his mom was all like “why are you buying those? That’s such a waste of money!” Well suck on that, mom! He was buying them because he knew one day he’d have to fight for your whoreish honor and slice up his room mate with his weak nerdy arms. And what makes weak nerdy arms inflect damage? Answer:  Wolverine claws!

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