Never have I wanted to be a fish more in my entire life than right now. If this study is true then I would be the Miles Davis in the fish world. reports about a recent study that shows that drunken fish are found to be super impressive to other sober fish around them. Researchers basically got a Zebra Fish all sauced up and then plunked it in a tank with sober fish. The drunken fish moved in a way that appeared impressive to the others and somehow Drunky McDrunkfins was able to convince them to follow him around the tank.

This is the same behavior that occurs anytime I get to moving my hips to the beat. If a song hits and I’m in the same mindset as a Zebra Fish, you bet your dorsal fin I’m leading a congo line.