And this is why I do not own an animal. I don't need one, I have a kid, and trust me, he is an animal in his own right. None-the-less, when I ask him to not something he listens. He knows that if he doesn't he'll lose a privilege. It's really that easy. Animals, yeah, they don't work that way.

But see, with an animal, you tell it not to do something and as soon as you turn your back, they're going bananas.

Take this dog for example. The owner doesn't want the dog on his bed. But see, you know as soon as the owner heads out that dog is going ape-ish all over that bed.

And now the video evidence.

 

That dog is like: Oh yeah, I can't go on your bed, yeah ok!!