I’ve never been so turned on and so confused by the same picture before. Surfing around twitter today I came across this strange picture of what appears to be either members of Lady Gaga’s entourages or super sexy teenage vampires hanging out in front of a sign. The sign reads “Albany liquor and food” so already it has the two necessities.

I know this could be any Albany but I want to pretend it is the Albany in which I live in, Albany NY. also what gives with the seductive dead eyed beautiful people? Is this what will happen to me if I buy my booze from this store? Or is this what will happen to me if I buy something off the Heisenberg who hangs out behind the liquor store? Either way I think I’m in! Mainly I want a piece of this pie because everyone in this photo reminds me of someone else.