Lesson learned: never mess with a dude who watches way too much Dog The Bounty HunterAnd if a homosexual man is in a fight in Washington you'd better not be a chair. The last thing I’d want to be is a chair during a fight like this. These dudes have a complete lack of respect for chairs. It's sickening. What’s going to happen when you get tired of fighting? Where do you think you are going to sit down and rest? A chair? Hell no! You broke all the chairs on that lanky bro's head. Nice work, now nobody can sit down!

P.S.: are they in Baltimore or is “at Ball” like some sort of dressed down fancy school dance?