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Did Hitler Get Coked Up And Fart Everywhere? [VIDEO]

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According to some newly released medical documents, record shows that Adolf Hitler had a bit of a drug problem.

Skynews.com has reported that the Nazi dictator and caterpillar mustache enthusiast, Adolf Hitler regularly used cocaine. This news is not surprising; everyone knows it’s exhausting to perform mass genocide with out the proper “pick me up”. The medical records also show that Hitler apparently suffered from embarrassing Flatulence, which is a fancy Nazi way to say that he fanny burped A LOT!

I for one am happy this newly discovered news came out. All the unanswered questions I had are now answered.

Questions 1: why did Hitler have that terrible mustache?
Answer: to help hold his cocaine.

Question 2: Why was Hitler so G-D Angry?
Answer: Because he was constantly tooting up a storm and went through under wear faster than Betty White.

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