I’m pretty certain we are now looking at a real-life Bond villain with Dennis Rodman here. Returning to North Korea to hang out with a mass murderer who tortures the people of their country for money is one thing. However, gloating about it and sticking up for the guy to the point of near water-works is another.

Also, Dennis, if you’re going for the whole “I might be a sociopathic evil doer” look, you nailed it. That sunglasses/big cigar combo is a sure way to get the message across. Congrats brother!

PS: those players surrounding Rodman look super thrilled to be traveling to North Korea for a pay day. And by “super thrilled” I mean hostage-esque.