Dan America’s Stand-Up Journal (NSFW Language)

You can call in to the Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show and prove to your friends that your funny. Or you can do what I do and charge the stage, like an American. 

A year and a half into my Stand-Up Comedy run and people still don't know what is coming next from me. I suppose it would be complimentary, but no one seemed to know what was coming to begin with. Which is why I started out naming my videos "Out of the red, white and blue."

I have a history with rocks, three years ago I had attended Isis Vermouth's EGO parties, as Shealita Babay's assistant. Shealita was and still is New York's most infamous Drag Queen and it was my job to make sure that Shealita did not kill anyone or herself. The joke was that I were often looking to cause just as much trouble as Shealita.

When I found out that Rocks would be having a open comedy mic twice a month, I could not resist. It took me three performances to adapt to the atmosphere, in the beginning it seemed as if I had no business telling jokes on the Rocks stage. But like a real American patriot and a goonie I never said "DIE"