A few weeks ago, I discovered the Metal Madman. He's my new favorite online goon.

I issued a challenge to him and boy, did this trigger something deep in his gullet. If you're not already aware who the Metal Madman is, he's basically a dude who loves to swear, eat chicken and drink beer (click here for more Madman).

I issued a challenge to have a chug off with me and he accepted.

Unfortunately, due to a busy schedule and my huge muscles that require a lot of time and commitment to maintain, we have yet to meet. Instead of being patient and waiting for this to happen, the Madman has decided to constantly vent and call me out. Here is his latest video of him whining about the entire situation.

NSFW: PROFANE LANGUAGE

I tossed this man a bone and transformed him from a YouTuber who gets an average of 22 views a video to a guy who gets nearly 44 views with this interview. I never did get a "thank you," Metal Madman.

Regardless of how strong his emotions in that video are, I'm keeping my cool. I understand most of what the Madman says is just the IPA talking. However, I cannot remain silent. Below is my answer to this "Metal Madman." Ball is in your court, sweetheart!