As a youngin, well, more like a teenager mom offered up a very important piece of advice: 'If you ever come drunk or with police you will have no place to live'. Thank god she never followed through cause I was definitely brought home by the Albany Country Sheriff's once, but listen that's irrelevant here. ;-) With that said, son comes home drunk, dad throws him out, end of story.

Yeah, this dad ain't no joke: Foot to the kisser, check! Dad dragging son out and closing the door behind him while screaming random obscenities (I think) check! Me thanking the heavens that ma-dukes never pulled this on me, check x7...