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Creepy Guy With Serious Issues Caught Masturbating Outside a Church

Joshua A. Gorski
Bay County Sheriff’s Office

This guy has a lot to talk about the next time he goes to Confession.

Police in Bangor Township, Michigan recently arrested a man for wiping his excrement on a church door. Oh, and he also pleasured himself on the steps outside the church.

Do you get the feeling this perv needed to take a cold shower with holy water?

A surveillance camera caught Joshua A. Gorski going number two on the church steps before putting socks on his hands, grabbing some of his freshly-steamed dookie and smearing it on a door and door handle.

Then, in part two of his show, he whipped out a magazine and masturbated on the steps before riding away on his bicycle.

We’re assuming he wanted to go home and wash his hands before putting a little change in the collection plate.

Cops caught Gorski, who was already on probation for other charges, a few days later. He eventually copped to the crime and reportedly committed similar offenses at the church four or five other times last year.

According to a police report:

He stated that he lives in an apartment with his mother and father and does not have enough privacy to do the things he wants.”

Hmm, maybe his parents ought to invest in locks on the bathroom door.

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