Craigslist Couple Wants Someone To Preach To Them While Having Sex

Ah Craigslist - The ultimate guide to human stupidity, hilarity, and sometimes pure out grossness.

Kempsville, Virginia (a borough of Virginia Beach) is the home to this latest WTF posting on Craigslist where a couple wants someone to preach to them while they do the nasty. Oh and that's not all.

The posting reads:

Middle aged bored couple (Kempsville)

Both male and female late 40′s seek adventurous couple for fun times. We seek another couple for a night of fun so we can check off another on our bucket list. We would like the man to dress up and play the part of Pat Robertson and the female to wear a tight blue dress and act like she is a sales spokesperson on Home Shopping channel. My husband I would be naked and making love in our bed all the while Pat Robertson will be constantly attempting to save our souls and the female to have ongoing dialogue trying to sell us an Ab Rocket in 3 easy payments. We are open to possibly videoing the event as long as each of you sign a disclaimer. Please place the word “damnation” as subject line
Bucket List huh? I got some things on mine but not even remotely close to that. How do people come up with this crap? "I want a Pat Robertson lookalike to preach to me while having sex" is damnation enough right?

On top of that, they want a woman to pretty much do the following:

Yeah - this is definitly a contender for the weirdest Craigslist post of 2013.