Times are tough. Why, enough yogurt and beer to get you by costs upwards of $90! How does one fight back? One man in Corinth decided to take his items, a motorized shopping cart, and run.

Those little carts cost $1,600! If I wanna play corn hole at a bar, I have to give my credit card in exchange for bean bags. Is there no such exchange with motorized shopping carts? Seriously, it's the most expensive item in the store, I think, it's been a while since I played supermarket sweep.

All motorized carts are of course created equal, with a governor, and the 46 year-old is charged with fourth-degree grand larceny, a felony, and petty larceny, a misdemeanor.