Snow penis

How I Assume The 911 Call Went:

This doesn't really seem like a police matter. Some frat bros were doing bro things and made a giant bro clown out of snow and you called the police? The West Lafayette police department in Indian received a call after someone did not approve of the giant dork sitting on the front lawn of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity house. I understand these dudes were just trying to draw in some ladies with a giant white dingle hopper, but you got to keep in mind people who aren't interested in giant dingalings are going to see this too.

My issue is not with the sculpture but the fact that whoever disapproved of it had to call the police. The sculpture is made of snow, just walk over and tackle it down or maybe rub it enough until it gets really hot and falls over. Be careful though, you don’t want to be around when that thing starts spitting snow babies.