San Fran and Oakland football scouts I hope you're reading this. You really need to head to Sacramento and interview/try out a cop who tackles like LT from back in the day, minus the white powdery stuff. I'm serious, this dude needs a chance and frankly, he deserves a chance.

Ok, so dude breaks into neighbors garage and when cops arrive he flees back into his home. B and E guy decides he's Lance Armstrong and takes off out of his home on a 10 speed. The rest, well, that was caught on camera by a local news agency.

Enjoy.