Remember those amusement park trains we all loved to ride as a kid? They were the coolest weren't they? Even as an adult, I'm totally down with hopping on the train and enjoying a relaxing ride.

Until a random car jumps up and parks on the tracks. Yeah, that's when I have to pull out my "you have a drivers license and park on railroad tracks?" card. I don't care how little or big a train is rule one goes like this:

"Don't park on railroad tracks."