Chocolate Edible Anus Anybody?

“The Anus that made Britain great!” All the fun of eating a tushey without the self regret and shame that comes with the real thing. I have no idea if this product is real or not but I am praying to the chocolate body part gods that it is. An edible chocolate anus just makes all the since in the world.

Think about it, how many times a day have you had a craving for some booty, but at the very same time you also had a hankering for some Belgian chocolate? If you’re anything like me this combination craving hits you about 5 or 6 times a day at the most impeccable times. Well thanks to the edible anus you can calm both urges with one tight tasty gushy treat. Suck on it and make it last our punch your tongue in aggressively and rip that bad boy apart. It doesn't matter how you enjoy your chocolate treat just as long as it makes it to your mouth.

PS: If you are looking for the perfect gift to give to me a box of these will do just fine. just send to the address below.