Yes, this is a true story! A 41-year-old man living in China actually got his penis chopped off by jealous thieves and was left for dead, all while he was sleeping. What a way to wake up! Hey, it's a long term solution to that annoying morning wood!

Fei Lin lives in Niqiao Village, which is located in east China's Zhejiang region. He claims that while he slept, thieves entered his home and his bedroom where they proceeded to put a bag over his head and castrate him.

Not too many details have been released but police believe the male thieves were lovers of women who Lin was having affairs with, although he denies all allegations against him.

They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off, Lin said. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.

There was no success in finding Lin's appendage, and I'm interested to know how he was treated: did the put a catheter in and sew up the wounds? Did they take a finger and put it where his penis use to be? They probably aren't too different in size according to the rumors out there regarding the size of Asian men!

What would you do if this ever happened to you?

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