Life is constantly throwing lessons at us- Like, when you troll the winner of an eating contest expect repercussions.  It's safe to say I'm not the only human on this lovely planet who would get a bit angry if dude sitting next to me decided to rub chicken wing finger goo all over my face, right?

And can I say- who the hell 'pants' a stranger? Your buddy, yes- but a random, in front of a large group of other randoms, while eating chicken wings like a rock-star? I mean come on, grow up already. Sit down and go nutty stuffing your face with wings, lose like a man, and go home.

Ps- How's the eye feeling bro?