Seriously what is it about ugly things that makes girls want to buy them. Is this some sort of defense mechanism they use to repel guys?

Yes ladies we dig it when you wear tights as if they were normal pants. However please use them sparingly. And the spandex pants UGG boots combo just contradicts the effects of the tight pants. Now let’s talk about these revolting “pants on the ground” jean boot sandal by DaniKshoes. A shoe cannot be three different items of clothing, that’s just being greedy. You’re not allowed to be a boot a sandal and a pair of pants! Ladies take note: if you wear these appalling shoes in front of me then you’re pretty much saying you don’t want me to sleep with you… I’d probably still sleep with you regardless, but your pretty much saying that.