It is that time of the year again, I guess, I don't watch Dancing With The Stars. It depresses me because I rarely recognize the apparent celebrities, then I start to feel like I am out of touch. Here is a link where you can find the full cast off of ABCNews.go.com.

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I hope that the people in charge of casting the celebrities of this show are reading this, because if they want better ratings, they will include the following celebrities in the cast for season 21.

My Dancing with the Stars cast:

1. 'Big Show' Paul Wight; For two reasons: At 7'0" 425 Ibs If Big Show can dance, then that is impressive and unless they can find a really tall dancer to pair up with him, it will be hilarious.

2. Chris Brown; If he gets frustrated and beats his dance partner, maybe people will finally stop trying to convince us that he is just misunderstood. The sad part is that the anticipation, of waiting to see if Chris Brown will or will not beat his dance partner will earn the show more ratings.

3. Porn Stars; What? their flexible and most Porn Stars have a background in dancing...or a variation of it. I know that they are not going to be doing what they do in porn, but this way, I won't have to imagine what the dancing star looks like naked and you know that the Porn Stars will rise to the occasion.

4. Sarah Jessica Parker; Because girls just want to have fun..... Yes I love that movie, don't judge me, I will judge you.

5. Nikki Bella; Anything to get her away from the WWE.

6. John Cena; Anything to get him away from the WWE.

7. Marilyn Manson; Just to see the look on peoples faces, especially his dance partner.

8. John Travolta; Come on Travolta what's wrong? can't dance anymore?

9. Brian Williams; I danced with him before, he can dance I swear.

10. Tonya Harding; I want her on my team, we are so going to win.

11. Lea Thompson; Only if her partner is Howard the Duck.

 

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