CDC Says Zombies Aren’t Real, But Are They Just Hiding The Truth?
The Center For Disease Control just released a statement that people should not panic because zombies aren’t real. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, lock and load!
After several cannibal like attacks last week people began to joke, and then speculate that the zombie apocalypse was on it’s way. The CDC says not to worry, but we don’t buy it. What zombies are we talking about? The Miami face eater, the New Jersey man who threw his insides at police officers and finally the guy who ate a human heart. Sounds an awful lot like zombie happenings to us.
Perhaps people were watching a bit too much of AMC’s ‘The Walking Dead’ and really got into the zombie charters. If it were us, we would have more into the ones killing the walkers. We’re fun like that. So what if the CDC says it’s not true. That there is ‘no virus’ going around. We know what’s going on, and we’re stocking up.