Suicide Girls

Meet Riae – a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from Italy who’s into Hentai and loves all things Super Mario – Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Yoshi Island, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. We have our Toadstool costume around here somewhere.

Meet Bessy – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into IT (information technology, not the Stephen King monster, although, she’s probably into that, too).

Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.

Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.

Meet Tourniquette – She’s in the business of Visual Merchandising Outsourcing and Industrial Design. Sounds confusing, doesn’t it? Well, one thing that’s not confusing is why we love that one of the things she cannot live without is her tongue piercing...

Meet Lass – a 20-year-old student from the UK who loves boobs, booze, and ballet. If she brings the rack, we’ve got a 30 pack and ‘Black Swan’ on Netflix.

Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.

Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.

Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged.  She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.

Meet Georjah – a 20-year-old Canadian vegetarian who’s really into Marilyn Manson, horses, and zombies. She’s also into sex. Isn’t that always the way? If you find a woman who rides horses, you’ve got yourself a lady who’s down to get down. It’s science.

Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pics.

Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.