Suicide Girls

Meet Eden — a 24-year-old body piercer and cage fighter from Rome, Italy who’s into skinheads, men with sideburns, dogs, and smoking weed. She’s also antisocial, so good luck trying to meet her. May we suggest GetOutOfMyFacebook.com? Either that or just severely injure yourself, she likes wounds.

Meet Arroia – a 28-year-old “educator of all sorts” originally from Croatia now living in South Africa. She loves to read, play video games, and work on the butt imprint on her couch. That’s one hot couch potato.

Meet Casshas – a 23-year-old Canuck who likes to … read Chuck… Palahniuk. She’s also into men in uniform or tights. Either way, we’ve got a stockpile of Halloween costumes that should get us through the first month of the relationship.

Meet Luiza – a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who’s into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and ‘Man vs. Food.’ The two are more closely related than you’d think. That Adam Richman – whew! Ha cha cha cha!

Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.

Meet Eliona — a 21-year-old student who’s into playing with her piercings, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill. Ya know, the stereotypical valley girl.

Meet Ayleen — a Chilean SuicideGirl who loves all things chocolate.

Remember these inked up buttercups? We featured Cane back in January and her snuggle buddy Asio ten days later. Well, they’re back and they’d like to show you how much they appreciate each other’s company.

Meet Joker — Batman’s greatest nemesis. Actually, no this Joker is still alive and kickin’. The 19-year-old from Portugal is into Pink Floyd, ‘Donnie Darko’, and Harry Potter. Just take it easy on her beaver, she’s against animal cruelty.

Meet Dixxia – a 24-year-old fashion designer and tattoo artist from Colombia who likes to stay in and watch old movies on TV. She’s also into harajuku dolls, ice cream, and candy. Bow Wow Wow might want candy, but we prefer Diixia.

Meet Milou – a 21-year-old student from Colombia who has a fantasy about pool. We’re not sure if she means a swimming pool or billiards. We hope it’s the latter because we’re sure she knows how to handle a stick and some balls.

Meet Manko – a 30-year-old SuicideGirl from the UK who… well, you gotta just read what she has to say for yourself.