April 4, 2013 I've recently learned that porn-stars make a s--- ton of bank. You're saying to yourself: duh! But listen: A few nights ago I stumbled upon a few tweets from Stormy Daniels. Familiar with Stormy? She's been in the Adult Entertainment Industry for close to 15 years and even considered running for a senate seat back in 2010 in her home state of Louisiana. Back to Stormy's tweets.
April 4, 2013 A Franklin County Woman was caught smuggling tortoises, lizards and alligators across the St. Lawrence River. She used a boat which is silly since all these animals can swim.
April 4, 2013 In Putnam County, a woman recently called 911 because she heard what was thought to be a man screaming for help. Police showed up and what they found was not a man at all.
April 3, 2013 Step aside Jay-Z, Albany is on the map- Neeeeewwwww Yooorrrrkkkkk!!!! Yep, we finally have an official music video and let me tell you- It's ill! Sick with it, if you will. Who needs quick cuts of the Empire State Building when you can watch a Sysco truck zoom down Washington Ave? Seriously, Albany has made it.
The first 'Grown Ups' had a trailer that revolved around older men urinating in a public pool. The centerpiece of the new 'Grown Ups 2' trailer is a moose that not only lets out a long fart, but bucks up and urinates on Adam Sandler. Oh boy.
Will Arnett is the latest name to join Megan Fox in the new 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' remake from producer Michael Bay. Cue up your Gob Bluth "I've made a huge mistake" jokes.
April 2, 2013 I remember, it must have been a month ago, a dude here at work lost a crisp $100 bill. It was all the rage around here. Think about it: 'Hey, anyone see my crispy Ben Frank floating around? If so, please return it?' Most of us are good people. Most of us would've instantly returned it. Did dude get his loot back? Negative!
April 2, 2013 You ever see someone do something ridiculous with zero point? Like, to the point where you think to yourself: 'Some people have entirely too much free time on their hands'. With life's daily adventures constantly taking up most of our time, watching someone do something that would seem like a waste of time is exhausting, and well, amazing.
April 2, 2013
Seriously, did the Mets organization just get the internet or something? I’m not the biggest fan of baseball but I will start just so I can hate the Mets.
April 1, 2013 Saturday, oh Saturday. Saturday's are fantastic. A: It's an official weekend day. B: It was about 50 degrees. C: Maria Brink and her band In This Moment killed it at Upstate Concert Hall. Oh, and when I say they 'killed it', I mean- 'they f------ massacred the living s--- out of our ear holes.
Terrible, shocking news to report this afternoon that we sadly wish was an April Fools prank, but is instead all too real. 21 year-old West Virginia native Shain Gandee, memorable star of MTV's freshman reality series 'Buckwild' was found dead this morning in a vehicle, along with several others identified as his uncle, and an unidentified third man. The cause of death has yet to be reported, but we'll bring continued information on this bizarre, and tragic story inside.
April 1, 2013 