A Las Vegas hooker is blaming McDonald's for her career path? If that’s the case, then my toilet would like to file charges against McDonald's as well.

According to the Huffington Post a woman is Las Vegas who is currently working in a brothel, ironically named “the Chicken Ranch” is claiming McDonald's is the reason she is now turning tricks. She said the low wages she was getting paid and the terrible heath benefits offered to her gave her little to no choice but to seek a job in selling her body. Sounds reasonable enough to me. Don’t like your job? Under paid? Then you might as well start hooking. That’s what I tell me nieces at least.

Being underpaid at McDonald's isn’t the end of the line. McDonald's gave you a job. You owe them a thank you, not a lawsuit. You may have been underpaid, however you were getting paid! You can’t look at your employment at any fast food restaurant as “as good as it gets”. There are other options out there. Evidently this woman found hooking to be the only feasible option. How ever there about a million others. Waitress, dish washing, retail, warehouse, grocery store to name a few.   But if you think there is a valid case against McDonald's for making you a whore, then I want in on the action. I’m suing tube top manufactures for making me a drooling pervert. I had no other choice!

I don’t make a whole lot of money in my job, but never have I considered taking up a corner on state St in hopes to achieve better health benefits. This woman seems counterproductive.