This new Burrito Box thing sounds great! I assume this is a lot like Red Box, except instead of a movie you get a vending machine burrito and instead of sitting on your couch when you get home you spend the evening sitting on the toilet.

"There is a vending machine at a Mobil gas station in West Hollywood that sells sustainable burritos. Next to the racks of shiny bags of chips and candy, just inside the sliding door, there's a large orange Burrito Box with a touch screen…

You can choose from six varieties, including roasted potato with egg and cheese, uncured bacon with egg and cheese, chorizo sausage with egg and cheese, free-range chicken with beans and rice, and shredded beef and cheese.” – latimes