Bring A Pizza Party To Work On Your Bike
While wearing nylons.
So May 15th is national ride your bike to work day. Many city's in our area are getting ready to participate and give each other gifts. There's a big write up about it on the Times Union site.
Imagine if you had to celebrate all the "national whatever" days. Just tomorrow, when you will be by law riding your bike to work, you'll need to also wear nylons, have chocolate chips I guess on your person, somehow NASCAR, do something with endangered wildlife, figure out what defense transportation is, think about peace officers, and have a pizza party.
Seriously, tomorrow is both bike to work day and NASCAR day. Whatever, I'll stay quiet as long as I get a pizza party.