I thought the dangers of professional baseball were the misuse of steroids and a high chance of contracting VD? Apparently there are other dangers. 

This tarp is going super scary like a giant Kirstie Alley and hot dog eating Kobiashi hybrid monster. Just housing people left and right swallowing the field crew whole. Its like a live action version of the movie “The Blob” but with a better plot.

PS: What on earth is this pencil neck announcer going to do to help harnest this massive wind sail?