There are a lot of people that you could label "Biggest Douche on the Planet." We want to give you one of the leading contenders. Meet Gary Thompson, a panhandler in Lexington, Kentucky. Thompson was in a motorcycle accident in the early 90s and was the recipient of a $2.5 million settlement with the manufacturer. After running out of money, Thompson went to the streets in his wheelchair to beg for money. What qualifies him as a douche is the fact that he is begging under the guise of being mentally handicapped, which he is not.
Pat Robertson is the host of the religious talk show 700 Club. He has been hosting the show for decades, and has said some pretty crazy things including predicting the end of the world was coming in October or November of 1982. But this latest little blurb is beyond crazy. Robertson tells a story about how demons can possess inanimate objects and warns a viewer that it isn't a bad idea to try to remove demons from thrift store clothes. So, be sure to check for demons before you buy anything. Ever.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner and the Hallmark Holiday is on most of everyone's minds. Valentine's Day is the holiday that brings warmth to the heart, or if you are single... Impure thoughts to the mind. This video illustrates the latter as a meteorologist from KREM in Spokane, Washington calls for a "slow and slutty" Valentine's Day. The one disappointing thing about this video is neither the anchorwoman nor the meteorologist bring attention to the slip up.
Viewers of the Steve Wilkos Show on Montana's KTRV were interupted by the Emergency Alert System to be informed of a zombie apocalypse. During the show, the familiar EAS tone sounded, yet the words that came after the tone were not so familiar. A man's voice announces that the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living. Hacking road signs, EAS equipment, and websites has become more and more common, let's hope that future hacks are all this comical.
Penelope Soto, a woman in Miami, Florida, was brought in front of a judge to be arraigned for 26 counts of possession of Xanax. She did not take the the arraignment too seriously, and this did not sit well with the judge. After she received her first sentence, she said "adiós" to the judge. He did not like that response and called her back to the bench and increased the price of her bail. Soto wasn't happy about his decision and proceeded to flip off the judge... Bad move. She is now spending 30 days in county jail.
Free Beer and Hot Wings had a little phone trouble earlier this morning. After a few hours of not being able to call into the show, the audience channeled all of their frustration into some really dumb calls.
It's official, we have found the woman with the world's biggest hips! Mikel Ruffinelli is a 5'4" 420 pound mother of 4. Her hips measure an astonishing eight feet round. According to the description of the this YouTube video "The 39-year-old's waist measures just 40 inches but her 100 inch hips are as so wide she can't fit through doorways and has to buy two seats on planes and trains." Mikel is so big that she can't fit through normal doorways.
The 2014 Chevrolet Corvette is already showing itself to be one of the stars of the 2013 Detroit International Auto Show. Chevy has unveiled their fist all new design of the Corvette in 9 years. And with their latest model comes a new area of performance that demands the attention of Chevy's design team. Fuel economy.
Producer Joe, being the nice young naive boy that he is, has been receiving prostate exams since he was 22-years-old. This all seemed well and good until Joe was informed by his doctor uncle that a prostate exam isn't necessary until the ages of 40 or 50. After that discovery, Producer Joe decided that it might be wise to find a new doctor with less of a carnal desire for butt play. What Joe didn't realize was that apparently no matter what doctor he goes to, something will eventually get weird.
A recent study out of Brazil found a link between middle-aged mortality and the ability to sit and stand unassisted. To take the test, you are asked to sit and stand with the least amount of assistance from your limbs. Depending on your performance, you are assigned a score that can be used to determine whether or not you are at risk. If you were to perfectly complete the test, you would sit with your legs crossed and then stand back up without using your arms.
In a world littered with horrible YouTube videos, one video has stood out among the pack. Garden Spot High School in New Holland, Penn. has created a video that is now being dubbed "the single worst video on the entire internet." By now, almost everyone has seen the original Gangnam Style video, and countless people have tried to emulate it. But no one has done it this poorly.
Butt implants, or buttock augmentation, is a growing fad in American culture. But what happens when that implant doesn't work out the way you had envisioned it? You might end up looking like you have a pie tin protruding from your posterior. This was the case with a woman who uploaded this slightly disturbing video to her Facebook page. The user that took the video from Facebook and uploaded the video to LiveLeak stated that "according to doctors this video appears to be real."
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