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Chayna Bartley — Babe of the Day
Chayna’s a 19-year-old model and full-time student from Evansville, Indiana who’s been featured in the November 2011 issue of ‘Ultimate MMA’ magazine and has appeared as a Hometown Honey for 103 GBF Rocks.
Bruise Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys.
Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.
Adriana Gerardino — Babe of the Day
Adriana is a 22-year-old model, entrepreneur, student, actress, and artist from Tampa, Florida who co-founded TwelveWays.com.
‘Champagne Facials’ Explodes Onto the Scene
‘Champagne Facials‘ is the brainchild of elite event photographer Kirill. We’ve clearly indicated our envy of Terry Richardson, but while Terry’s shoots are usually one-on-one and more intimate, Kirill’s in the trenches, mixing it up at the most ridiculous parties with the hottest women.
Judde Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Jude — hey Judde… don’t be afraid, don’t make it bad, and don’t let us down. From the looks of her profile, we know the 19 year old French student, make up artist, and drawing enthusiast won’t.
Cassie McCauley — Babe of the Day
Cassie’s a 28 year old model that comes to us via The Babe Spot. Originally from St. Louis, Missouri, the high school track star earned a scholarship to ASU where she graduated from the W.P. Carey School of Business with a BS in Marketing.
Bitten — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say, “SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!”
Jasmin Pacheco — Babe of the Day
Jasmin’s a 25 year old model from Anaheim, California who’s been featured as a Rides Girl on Complex for her shoots with ‘Nutek’ and ‘Wheels & Heels’.
‘Hot Girls Eating Chipotle’ is Our Favorite New Website
Everyone’s favorite fresh Mexican food assembly line restaurant has come under scrutiny for its hiring practices with authorities claiming they enlist illegal immigrants and a possible investigation lasting up to 2 years. Some would say the real crime is the eatery’s habit of giving its customers blood-stained underwear.
Siray Kong — Babe of the Day
Siray’s a 26-year-old Thai-Cambodian model, singer, and actress who was born in Thailand but raised in Minnesota.
Katherine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Katherine – a 19-year-old from the UK whose milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard. She admits that she’s too vain, spends too much money, and eats too much junk but honestly, whatever she’s doing is working. She also can’t live without her boobs – now we can’t either.
Zina Figgiani — Babe of the Day
Zina (not to be confused with the Warrior Princess or Zima – the short-lived carbonated alcoholic beverage that most likely inspired Mike’s Hard Lemonade) was born in Brooklyn, and currently resides in the original Spring Break capital – Fort Lauderdale, Florida.