Mike Adams
Drunk Lab Technician Conducts Pantsless Party Experiment With Monkeys
There is rarely anything good that can come from a long night of mad science mixed with a half-naked booze hound, a couple of drunken monkeys and a late shift as a lab technician. Eh, maybe we’re just jealous.
Students Forced to Trim Teacher’s Pubic Hair
It should always been considered suspicious when a cut rate beauty school charges a person up the yang hole to attend their classes, and then upon cashing their check, hands them a set of clippers and insists they shave the instructor’s pubes prior to expelling them for no good reason.
New Research Reveals That Taller People More Likely to Die of Cancer
Some promising new research has surfaced that indicates that tall people are less likely to suffer strokes, psychotic breakdowns or die from heart disease than the shorter of the breed. However, the same research says that these same vertically-endowed humans are doomed at best, to die of cancer.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 40-year-old BET Award winning actress who was raised in New York while her mother worked as a Broadway performer and her dad worked behind the scenes at PBS television, as well as a producer on shows like ‘Sanford and Son ‘and Russell Simmons’ ‘Def Comedy Jam’.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old British singer-songwriter and actress who popped out of her momma somewhere in the country formerly known as Yugoslavia before moving to live with her family in the United Kingdom.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 19-year-old singer and actress whose barely legal and delectable rack has been rumored to cause pocket pool tendencies and rosy palms in men ages ten to dead.
Taco Bell Employee Causes Furor Posting Photo of Himself Allegedly Urinating in Nachos
When youthful enthusiasm, minimum wage and a filthy pair of clown shoes is mixed with fast food prepared by the downtrodden generation, sometimes it becomes necessary to report bad service to the corporate office.
Shaving Your Pubes Could Give You Venereal Disease
Well boys, it could be time to dust off all of those 35-year-old copies of Playboy Magazine that your daddy has stuffed in grocery sacks underneath his mattress. No, that’s not Buckwheat in a leg lock that you are looking at on page fifty-eight, that’s a 1970′s bush, and it just might be making a comeback.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 38-year-old, four time Grammy Award nominated singer-songwriter who has sold over 27 million albums worldwide.
Former Madam Wants Her Teenage Daughter to Join the Family Business
Most parents simply want their teenagers to get part-time jobs slinging fast food as a means to help pay for things like car payments and insurance, but one mother says she would rather her 16-year-old daughter enter the workforce as a good old fashion prostitute.
Woman Claims the Statue of Liberty Gets Her Off
Millions of people visit the Statue of Liberty each year, but one woman keeps going back for more – because she claims that just touching the iconic symbol of American freedom gives her an orgasm. Wow – now that is what we call patriotism.
Man Spends $70,000+ On Sex Change To Look Like Britney Spears
A 26-year-old Britney Spears fan has spent more than $70,000 to look like the pop queen who’s a Toxic Slave 4 U.