John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Microsoft Studios Acquires Franchise Rights to Gears of War
Microsoft Studios has announced that they've just acquired the rights to the Gears of War franchise from Epic Games. Get ready to see a lot more COGs in your Xbox life.
Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes – Are These the Real Thing?
You may or may not have heard about Marlboro's purported announcement that they'll be manufacturing marijuana cigarettes. Get the truth here.
Keep Your Eyes Focused or You Might Miss What Happens to This Guy When He’s Flirting with …
How good are your powers of observation? Do you think you can spot what crazy thing happens to this guy when he's talking to some girls? Watch the video to test your skills!
Behold the Most Unfortunately-Named Winter Storm
The Starks might always warn that "Winter is coming," but if storms like this one are headed our way, we'd like to do all we can to stop it.
Stephanie from ‘Full House’ – Where is She Now?
TV's Stephanie Tanner was known for being the somewhat-bratty, attitude-sporting middle daughter on 'Full House.' Her catchphrase, "How rude!" spread like wildfire throughout the '90s and could probably be placed up there with Steve Urkel's "Did I do that?" in the hall of fame of…
Noel Gallagher Has Some Choice Words about These Old Oasis Music Videos
Years after Oasis shot a bunch of their music videos, Noel Gallagher provides some colorful commentary that sheds some light on the old days. Spoiler alert: He hated them.
You Won’t Believe What Comes Through This Ice Fishing Hole
A father and son duo go ice fishing out in Canada. It's a nice, quiet time out on the ice. And then -- the unexpected happens.
Bravely Default Trailer: The Story Starts Here
A new story trailer has debuted for Bravely Default: Flying Fairy that seeks to prime us for the adventures ahead.
We Never Expected to See What Happens to This Melon
Our parents always told us to never play with our food. Guess the Slow Mo Guys didn't get the message when they shot this video with a melon.
PS Vita Play Program Starts Today, Discounts Games
Sony is starting the new year off with a bunch of savings, this time targeted towards owners of the PlayStation Vita with the PS Vita PLAY program.
This Dude’s Prank Makes People Believe He Can Walk on Water
Get ready to see a physics-defying prank that resulted in people questioning what they knew about life.
Watch a ‘Dragon Ball Z’ Fight in Real Life
YouTuber Nigahiga has uploaded an all new video that parodies the classic fighting anime, 'Dragon Ball Z.' Get ready to see some super-human combat. And some lulz.