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Wichita State In Final Four After Beating Ohio State, 70-66 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Wichita State advanced to its first Final Four in nearly 50 years by upsetting Ohio State on Saturday night.
Michigan In Final Four After Routing Florida, 79-59 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Michigan beat Florida on Sunday in the South Regional final and joined Wichita State and Syracuse in the 2013 Final Four.
Louisville In Final Four After Beating Duke, 85-63 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Louisville overcame a horrifying injury to one of its players and beat Duke in the Midwest Regional final on Sunday to advance to the Final Four.
(1) Louisville 85, (2) Duke 63
Russ Smith scored 23 points and top-seeded Louisville shook off a gruesome injury to one of its players and routed second-seeded Duke, 85-63, in the 2013 NCAA tournament's Midwest Regional final in Indianapolis on Sunday...
Syracuse In Final Four After Beating Marquette, 55-39 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
The Syracuse Orange became the first team to reach the 2013 Final Four when they won the East Regional on Saturday.
Flea Circus Performers Killed By Cold Spell
It's been a long winter, but at least you're still alive. That's not the case for hundreds of the world's most talented fleas, who were frozen to death last week while preparing for a tour show.
Jelena Kostic — Babe of the Day
A 25-year-old model from Chicago, Jelena Kosticis a graduate of DePaul University where she majored in political science. A part-time model for several years, Kostic is only now beginning to put more effort into her career now that her classwork is finished...
Boxer Adrien Broner Pays Woman $200 to Cut Her In DMV Line
World champions usually don't have to wait in lines very long... unless they're at the DMV.
Current undefeated WBC lightweight champion of the world, Adrien Broner, who likes to call himself "Mr. HBO" because of his fights for the pay-TV channel, had to renew his driver's license yesterday...
New Hampshire Bans Dodgeball Because Of Bullying Concerns
We hope you enjoyed your childhood, because it's slowly being legislated into dust.
This Weekend in Sports: The NCAA Sweet 16 and MLB’s Opening Day
The 2013 Final Four will be known by Sunday evening, the same night the 2013 Major League Baseball season gets under way in Texas. Here's what to watch this weekend:
2013 NCAA Tournament — Sweet 16 Preview
The 2013 NCAA Tournament has narrowed its field to 16 teams.
Wrestler Sean ‘X-Pac’ Waltman Tore Up His Anus in the Middle of a Match
You may need to sit down for this, because one pro wrestler may never sit down again.
Kate Upton May Go to the Prom With High School Kid Who Asked Her Via YouTube
“@jakedavidson23:youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUE…” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) March 19, 2013
Don't hate Jake Davidson just because you're not Jake Davidson...