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This Weekend in Sports: The Preakness Stakes and NASCAR All-Star Race
The second leg of horse racing's Triple Crown and NASCAR's All-Star event highlight the upcoming sports calendar. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Fan Gets Massive Back Tattoo of Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Everyone has someone in their lives who claims to be a big sports fan of a league, team or player. But while a superfan might name his children after his favorite athletes or paint his house in team colors, it takes a special sort of fan to tattoo their entire back in honor of a sports star...
2013 NBA Playoffs Recap — Memphis Grizzlies, Miami Heat Advance to Conference Finals
The Memphis Grizzlies advanced to the finals of the Western Conference, and the Miami Heat moved on to the finals of the Eastern Conference. Here's a recap of Wednesday night's action in the NBA:
Memphis Grizzlies 88, Oklahoma City Thunder 84
Zach Randolph had 28 points and 14 rebounds and Mike Conley scored 13 points and dished out 11 assists, as the Memphis Grizzlies upset the Oklahoma City Thun
2013 NHL Playoffs — Conference Semifinals Preview
With an exciting first round of the 2013 NHL playoffs now complete, eight remaining teams will continue their quest for the Stanley Cup in the conference semifinals beginning this week. Here's a preview of the four NHL playoff series ready to get underway:
All series are best-of-seven...
Possibly Drunk High School Umpire Passes Out On Field, Fights Medics, Gets Tased and Arrested
C'mon, Blue: you're seeing double out there!
Scathing Hipster-Hating ‘Hipster House’ Ad Placed On Craigslist
Someone in Baton Rouge, LA just escalated the war on Hipsters.
Roddy Piper Will Celebrate The 25th Anniversary Of ‘They Live’ In Philly
Way back in 1988, pro wrestling legend Roddy Piper starred in John Carpenter's sci-fi thriller 'They Live,' a cult classic film which partially inspired the famous Shepard Fairey 'Obey' posters. Yes, long before The Rock, Steve Austin or John Cena transitioned from the wrestling ring to the big screen, 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper was a mullet-wearing action hero who helped save the Los Angeles of the 1980
Panic Ensues As Economy Hurts Nevada Brothel Business
Forget about the housing market, the unemployment rate and the price of gas, the lingering effects of the recent global recession has caused the legalized brothel business in Nevada to go limp. According to a New York Daily News report, the Nevada Brothel Association blames the bad economy for slicing the industry in half since 1985...
Disney Can Turn You Into A Stormtrooper Figurine This Spring
Did you forget to purchase something 'Star Wars' themed for yourself on May the 4th? Worry, you should not; just snag a plane ticket to Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida for one of their 'Star Wars Weekends' this spring and have yourself turned into a Stormtrooper figurine...
Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response
When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010...
Mike Tyson To Solve Mysteries With Cursing Pigeon In New Adult Swim Cartoon Show
Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has led an interesting life: youngest heavyweight champ of all time, a prison sentence, ear biting in the ring, 'The Hangover' and a reality show in which he raised pigeons. His next step: a new animated series on Adult Swim called 'Mike Tyson Mysteries,' which will feature Tyson solving crimes with a cursing pigeon...
Chelsey Novak — Babe of the Day
Chelsey Novak is a 20-year-old model from Miami. A pretty blonde, the youthful Novak is fairly new to promotional modeling, but she has done several swimsuit, lingerie and fitness shoots with photographers.
Novak has also done some very interesting bodypaint modeling, including allowing herself to be striped like a tiger while wearing only a thong. Tha...