Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Rihanna — Celeb Crush
Why today? Because today, she became a badass on Twitter, and badasses make us crush hard.
Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?
There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the…
Vicky Pattinson — Celeb Crush
Now, let's put this out there right away: this UK lass is kind of out of her mind. However, she's also really entertaining.
No Bottle Opener? You’re Not Screwed
Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?
The Plastiscines — Celeb Crush
Three French babes who are both beautiful and can rock? Pinch us. (Not hard, we bruise easily.)
Anna Waronker — Crush of the Day
We've been nursing this crush since the early 90's, and we're finally ready to talk about it.
In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex
As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxica…
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we …
The Ladies of ‘Desert Sharks’ — Crush of the Day
Remember, you heard it here first: These ladies are about to be huge.
Give the Gift of Girth With a 3D Replica of Your Giggle Stick
You know how us dames are always telling you that we wish we could cast your manhood in bronze and carry it with us in our purse, so we'd accidentally wrap our hands around it while we were looking for our keys and grin, mischievously? No? I'm sorry, that must be a sore spot for you.
Sex House — A Reality TV Show We Wish Was Real
If there's one thing in this crazy world we can count on, it's that The Onion will always be hilarious.
Jenny Johnson — Crush of the Day
We love Jenny every day, but today she got into a twitter battle with scum of the earth, Chris Brown, so today we really love her.