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Albin Wonderland — Celeb Crush
Albin has a message for all you geeks out there who are hating on "fake" geek girls, and the message is pretty simple: Shut up. The floor is yours, Albin, we're listening.
Hate Your Job? Check Out Our List of the Best and Worst Jobs Ever
If you’re lucky, you spring out of bed each morning and rush to work, anticipating a great day in which you don’t even mind working overtime, because you love what you do. If you're like most of us though, you dread your job, can't stand your boss, and spend most of your time at the copy machine wis…
This Day in History — First Can of Beer is Sold
It's almost the weekend, which is my favorite time to crack open a can of...well, if I'm honest, these days it's usually PBR. Times are tough, but not as tough as they probably were before this day in 1935, when the Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company delivered it's first batch of 2,000 cans of Kruege…
Don’t Listen to Cosmo — Porn is Not Ruining Your Relationship, Keeping Secrets Is [OPINION…
You know that scene in 'My Cousin Vinny' when Vinny gets up to give his opening trial arguments and just points to the prosecutor and says "Everything that guy just said is bullsh*t," and then sits back down? That's how I really want to respond to Cosmopolitan Magazine's assertion that por…
Original Batmobile Sells for $4.62 Million to a Guy Named Rick Champagne
As if we weren't already jealous of Rick Champagne for having the smoothest last name of all time, he is now the proud owner of our childhood dream car. Way to go, Rick; you've officially got it all. Super happy for you. Really.
Megan Fox is Possibly Losing Her Mind
Esquire interviewed babe Megan Fox this week, and we learned a whole lot more about her. Not only is she crazy beautiful, but she's also possibly just plain crazy.
Naama Kates — Celeb Crush
Naama Kates is a singer/songwriter and pianist living in Los Angeles. Her second album 'King for the Day' drops on March 12, and we cant wait to hear more from this talented babe.
Alexis Fraser — Celeb Crush
This Chicago native stole our hearts with her drum painting video. Also, she's a babe.
Jessie Ware — Celeb Crush
This 28-year-old singer/songwriter from the UK has a sweet-as-sugar voice that charmed us from the first moment we heard her. She ain't too hard on the eyes, either.
How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we&…
Alia Shawkat — Celeb Crush
Here's our number, call us...Maeby?
Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.