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Heff’s Bride-to-Be Crystal Harris — Celeb Crush
The wedding is back on, and we're back to being jealous of Hugh Heffner.
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Auburn Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Auburn is a 19-year-old Suicide Girl living in Illinois who likes her own butt, Jameson, being naked and being insulted. 4 birds, one stone?
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Amanda Christine — Babe of the Day
Amanda is a 25-year-old model from San Angelo, Texas. She is head of the Red Dirt Raw Girls -- we have no idea what that means, but sign us up for all mailings.
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AskMen’s Top 99 Women of 2013 Gives Us 99 New Year’s Resolutions
There is a question that has been haunting us for some time, now. Often we wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, calling out into the darkness for a sign. Today, the question that haunts our dreams finally has an answer: Who are the most desirable women of 2013? Well, besides Adriana Lima, because obviously.
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Liu Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
According to what she told us, Liu Suicide is a professional human hunter from Wonderland. Her story checks out.
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Lethal Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Lethal Suicide is a 22-year-old art student and tattoo apprentice -- Her name is pretty accurate, she's killing us with those eyes.
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Brittany Brousseau — Babe of the Day
Brittany Brousseau is a 24-year-old model from Los Angeles. She's just like the girl-next-door, if you happen to live next-door to a leggy, supermodel-looking babe.
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Morganette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Morganette is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl who lives in Mexico. She loves partying, tattoos art, and pretty panties.
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Slamm Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Slamm is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl from California who loves skateboarding and music.
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Alluring Audrey — Babe of the Day
Audrey doesn't list her real name, but this nickname works just fine, as far as we're concerned.
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Tina Mari — Babe of the Day
Tina is a 26-year-old brunette from Cherry Hill, NJ who is brand new to the industry.
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Caspiann Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
We try to get Caspiann to keep her clothes on when we take her to the movies, but she just won't have it.