Lena Headey — Crush of the Day
What do you think it was like hitting on women in barbarian times? Our best hypothesis would be something to the effect of John Slattery’s reconfiguring of the National Anthem on ’30 Rock.’ It was probably much easier, considering there was no such thing as Facebook, texting or even bathing. By the …
Danielle Krivak — Babe of the Day
How much do we love Danielle Krivak? Let us count the ways.
Chelsie Hightower — Crush of the Day
What is it about dancers that drive us crazy? Their bodies? Their sweet moves? The fact that their sweet moves remind us that our go-to ‘Cabbage Patch’ dance really sucks? Even though we’ve been practicing since a time when people knew what the hell a Cabbage Pa…
Bob Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bob, a SuicideGirl who loves being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Alex Reardon — Babe of the Day
Sometimes, it takes a failure to find a success. Our ‘Checking Out Your Tweets‘ blog posts were kind of a failure but they were successful in finding our ‘Babe of the Day’ for today — Alex Reardon.
Brie Larson — Crush of the Day
Brie Larson is a little bit grunge, a little bit rock and roll and 100% cute.
Fernanda — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Fernanda, a SuicideGirl who loves Johnny Depp, cigars and seems to have misplaced her virginity.
Jennie Garth — Still Got It?
Oh, Jennie Garth, you were a goddess on ‘Beverly Hills, 90210. ‘According to Kelly Taylor’s Wikipedia page, she was a “spoiled teen vixen.” Yes, we thought it odd that a fictional character had her own Wikipedia page too.
Nicole Michelle — Babe of the Day
Remember that line from Anchorman when Champ Kind says to Wes Mantooth, “I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!”
Cheri — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Cheri. She loves live music and smoking pot, but not partying.
The Pierces — Crushes of the Day
Is there anything hotter than a beautiful woman playing the guitar and singing her heart out? The answer is yes there is something hotter — TWO beautiful women singing and plaything the guitar. Introducing The Pierces, sultry singing sisters from Alabama that look just as good as they sound.
Nina Agdal — Crush of the Day
Nina Agdal is on our radar after having just been announced as the Sports Illustrated 2012 Rookie of the Year. Kudos to Sports Illustrated for coming up with what might be a more pointless award than a Daytime Emmy. But more kudos to Nina Agdal for being so damn hot.