Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ll All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
Man Quits Job, Destroys Phone and Computer in Airport Meltdown for the Ages
This guy may be in management, but he really ought to be in anger management.
Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After Chicken McNugget Snafu
Man, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
‘Blissful’ Man Has No Idea (Or Desire to Know) Who Won Presidential Election
This guy is definitely not part of an informed electorate.
5 Things You Definitely Shouldn’t Say at the Thanksgiving Table
Thanksgiving is, obviously, a time to give thanks, so do yourself a favor and try not to say these words. Everyone will thank you for it.
Tim Tebow Signs Minor League Deal With the Mets
Tim Tebow's journey to the majors has begun.
Chill Dude Keeps Ordering Taco Bell While Recording Nasty Girl Fight
Wow, have we become desensitized to violence or what?
Donald Trump Quotes As Pickup Lines Is a HUGE Laugh Riot
You can call Donald Trump many things -- arrogant, pompous, cocky. But you may want to put "ladies man" at the top of that list.
Famished Funny Guys Order Whopper With 718 Pickles
It's a cheeseburger with extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pickles.
‘Miserable Men’ Mall Shopping Is Your Instagram Spirit Animal
Like dining with the in-laws, watching Katherine Heigl movies and arguing over putting the toilet seat down, shopping with women is one of the necessary evils of a relationship.
See Napping Dog Petrified of Loud Fart Because Gas Is Funny
Sometimes, you just got let sleeping dogs lie.