Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant
This guy is you-know-what out of luck.
Very Courteous (And Very Bad) Burglar Leaves Apology Beer
Even bad guys are nice in Canada.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
Mammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing Ease
One minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
Smitten Girl Sends Powerpoint to Crush About Why He Should Date Her. She’s Still Single.
When it comes to using technology to find love, maybe stop at Tinder, huh?
Man Arrested for Dropping an F-Bomb in Front of Old Lady
The guy is looking at a punishment much worse than having his mouth washed out with soap.
Man in Drunk Lives Matters Shirt Arrested For…Well, You Know
This guy had the perfect attire for the occasion.