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The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops

Candy Company Offers Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops — Makes For Great Treat After Therapy

The award-winning gourmet lollipop company, Lollyphile, has never been afraid to experiment with off-the-wall flavors.

Four years ago, the "adult candy company" started producing absinthe-flavored suckers just before the absinthe ban was lifted. Now, they boast a line of tasty suckers which includes

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Category: Food, Weird News
Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon is Whelmed, But Not Overly, to Talk SNL and Political Potheads [INTERVIEW]

Kevin Nealon just seem like a nice guy. I based this assumption on his numerous TV appearances, stint on SNL, random tweets about my home state and everything else I'd read or heard about him over the years.

"Oh, you're interviewing Kevin Nealon?" my assistant editor asked last week while looking over the weekly assignments. "I met him backstag

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Category: Celebrities, Videos Tags:
Pulp Fiction Car Stolen
Miramax Films

Stolen ’64 Chevy From ‘Pulp Fiction’ Recovered and Returned in Mint Condition

The cherry red 1964 Chevy made famous in the 1994 classic 'Pulp Fiction' is coming home to owner Quentin Tarantino. The ride was stolen from outside Tarantino's house back in 1995 and was recovered last week after the arrest of a suspected classic car thief.

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Category: Movies, Weird News
Fantasy Rookies 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Rookies: 10 Best Picks for 2013

Ah, the fantasy baseball rookie -- his siren song is a sweet one that many listen to. Baseball rookies hold so much promise, like a gift under the Christmas tree, next to several ones you already unwrapped. “This gift,” you think, “still has a chance to be better than any of these other gifts we’ve already seen.”

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Category: Sports

Sign the Petition to Make May 20th ‘National Macho Man Randy Savage Day’

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!" - Macho Man Randy Savage

Everyday, in the United States, we celebrate a national "something" day. There is a National Pancake Day because we're all fat. There is National Donut Day because...wait explained that. It's absurd. It's time for a holiday that celebrates one of our national treasures -- Randy 'Macho Man' Savage.

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Sofia Vergara’s ‘Machete Kills 2′ Poster Proves Her Breasts are Indeed Lethal Weapons

Sofia Vergara is in 'Machete Kills', the sequel to the successful Robert Rodriguez flick staring Danny Trejo and a whole lot of blood. In the sneak peek posters, Vergara lets the world know her breasts have a featured role in the film. Check out the cannons attached to those

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Category: Babes, Movies
Cool Ranch Tacos

A Review of Taco Bell’s Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos

Taco Bell has been an integral block of my food pyramid for almost two decades. Here is where things get a little odd though -- rarely do I stray from the regular. In the beginning the order was always the same -- three Soft Taco Supremes and three regular crunchy tacos -- with an occasional Grilled Stuft Burrito with beef. Boring but always delivered.

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Category: Food, Reviews

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