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The Dude Himself, Jeff Bridges, to Headline Lebowski Fest
Jeff Bridges and his aptly named band the Abiders will be the headlining act at this year's Lebowski Fest in Los Anegels on April 25.
Samuel L. Jackson’s ‘Boy Meets World’ Slam Poem Makes Us Miss the 1990s
Samuel L. Jackson, the most ubiquitous man alive, appeared on The Tonight Show to tug at our collective nostalgia by performing a compelling slam poem about the hit '90s TV show 'Boy Meets World.'
Robert Smith Admits the Cure’s New Album Title Is Terrible
Forever sad Robert Smith, frontman for The Cure, said the working title of their upcoming album, '4:14 Scream,' is "...one of those reverse psychology things, where it’s so bad it’s good."
Watch BaneCat Crush His Owner’s Will to Live
Sitting among the shattered remains of some unlucky tableware, BaneCat tells his owner, "Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first!"
Klingon Beer Takes Your Star Trek Obsession to New, S—faced Heights
If you ever make it to Sto-Vo-Kor, the Klingon heaven, there's a good chance you'll be chugging lots of Warnog.
Photos From Avengers 2 Set Reveal New Characters
New photos from the 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' set have surfaced featuring Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
‘The Walking Dead’ to Receive Family-Friendly Makeover
Those rotting, walking corpses aren't really corpses -- they're just really sick.
Skrillex, Arctic Monkeys and Kings of Leon Reportedly Headlining Lollapalooza
There's no official lineup for Lollapalooza yet, but the Chicago Tribune is reporting that music heavyweights Kings of Leon, Skrillex, Arctic Monkeys and Eminem will be among this year's headliners.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Big-Ass Tank Crush Everything in Their Way
'Twins' star, and former leader of the eighth largest economy in the world, Arnold Schwarzenegger just released a video in which he believably emotes for the first time in his illustrious career.
Spoon Reveal Frustratingly Short Snippet From Upcoming Album
Spoon released a "teaser" (and we mean that in the most literal way possible) for their upcoming album, supposedly due out this year.
Green Day Secretly Rocked a Tiny Pub in Australia Yesterday
Fans got only a few hours' notice that Green Day would be playing at a tiny pub in Australia yesterday.
Fiona Apple Gets Weird, Wonderful and Whacked-Out on French TV
Missing Fiona Apple? Well, if you happen to live in France, you'll soon get a chance to see more of her. According to Tecco Apple (a Brazilian website dedicated to . . . well, we're not really sure, but it could be Fiona Apple), the singer-songwriter will appear in one episode of a new French TV show called 'H-Man.'