Chris Illuminati
Vanessa Paradis — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Vanessa Paradis is a French singer, model and actress who became a child star at 14 with a hit song named ‘Joe le taxi’ which translates into English as…prepare to be dazzled…’Joe The Taxi Driver.’ We didn’t even have to look that up! We know. ‘Le impressive.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Prussia [PICTURES]
Meet Prussia, a self-proclaimed ‘total stoner’ who lost her virginity to Ben Kenobi. Guess the force was ‘in her.’
Heather Bianchi — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Heather Bianchi is a model that has appeared in several music videos and on the cover of popular men’s magazines like Hip Hop Weekly and Black Men magazine.
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Kellie Pickler — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Country singer Kellie Pickler first popped up on our radar during the fifth season of ‘American Idol’ where she eventually finished in sixth place. Yes, we watched Idol back then, because everyone did and we can’t handle peer pressure very well. It’s also the reason we wore Ed Hardy shirts. Pickler has since gone on to become a huge star and has sold over a million records.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Nita [PICTURES]
Meet Nita, a SuicideGirl from Columbia who spends a lot of time on Facebook and can’t live without chocolate ice cream.
Niki Dalessio — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Niki Dalessio is a dancer, choreographer and actress who was the ‘East Coast Captain Morganette of the Year’ in 2011. She is a huge Philly sports fan who owns her own entertainment & promotional company.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Ipsa [PICTURES]
Meet Ipsa, a SuicideGirl from the Czech Republic who loves making dreads, friends and finds happiness in chocolate.
Carla Marie Cressy — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Carla Marie Cressy is a model, actress and promo girl that has appeared in Nuts and Zoo magazines and has had roles in three feature films. She looks fantastic in knee high socks but we’re not sure if that’s listed on her resume. It should be. Probably under ‘Qualifications.’
Gina Carano — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Gina Carano is an actress, model, former ‘American Gladiator,’ and “the face of women’s MMA.” She is also the star of the new film ‘Haywire.’ Gina is the ‘crush’ today because never has a woman that could kick our keister in, looked so good.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Pia [PICTURES]
Meet Pia, a SuicideGirl that loves tea just as much as she loves weed. Although, she can’t live without weed.
Ashlee Adams — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Ashlee Adams was the 2011 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year. She is a tattooed glamour model and self-proclaimed party-girl who loves “footy, Xbox and traveling.”
Heather Knox — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Heather Knox, the Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for January, is our crush today for several reasons — she is gorgeous, intelligent and polite enough to agree to speak to anyone associated with this website.