Chris Illuminati
The Definitive List of Types of Farts
It will one day be acceptable to admit to the world that you enjoy your own farts. No longer will you have to hide the fact that you secretly smell, classify and rank the “air from under there.” The only thing you haven’t done is name them.
Suelyn Medeiros — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Suelyn Medeirios is a Brazil actress and model that has appeared in commercials, magazines like Smooth and in music videos for acts like R. Kelly and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. She is currently rumored to be dating Chris Brown and was once linked romantically to rapper 50 Cent.
Candice Crawford — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Candice Crawford is a model and former beauty pageant contestant that won the Miss Missouri USA competition in 2008 and placed in the top ten in the Miss USA pageant.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Patton [PICTURES]
Meet Patton, a SuicideGirl who loves Jason Vorhees, gets hot over nerds and actually had a fan show her a tattoo of her face on his back.
Candice Swanepoel — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Candice Swanepoel is a South African model that has graced the cover of Vogue, ELLE and Ocean Drive and in advertisements for Nike, Guess? and Diesel. This year, Swanepoel debuted at No. 10 on the ‘Forbes’ The World’s Top-Earning Models’ list, with estimated earnings of $3 million per year.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Radeo [PICTURES]
Meet Radeo, a SuicideGirl who hates weak handshakes, is very superstitious and thinks her only vice is listening to love songs.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Vice [PICTURES]
Meet Vice, a SuicideGirl who just realized she lost her virginity, is a total stoner and hates strawberry milk. Let’s hope she finds her virginity soon. It’s always the last place you leave it.
Jessica-Jane Clement — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Jessica-Jane Clement is an English glamour model, actress and TV presenter who has appeared on several UK television shows and in magazines like Loaded and Nuts.
Brooke Banx — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Brooke Banx is a Texas born blonde bombshell that has appeared on countless websites and in magazines including FHM, Status and on the front cover of America Curves magazine.
Mikaela James — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Lithuanian-born Mikaela James says her best asset is her personality.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Gallows [PICTURES]
Meet Gallows, a SuicideGirl who considers herself a “bleeding-heart Liberal,” enjoys eating late with friends and loves the smell of honeysuckle.
Arianny Celeste — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
If you want to be a successful model, you’ve got to start at an early age. Take former UFC Octagon girl Arianny Celeste as an example.