Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Iluvenis [PICTURES]
Meet Iluvenis, a SuicideGirl that hates fake people, calls her favorite sexual position ‘the anvil’ and just lost her virginity today.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Sash [PICTURES]
Meet Sash, a SuicideGirl who spends most of her free time naked, calls Bettie Page and Charles Manson her personal heroes and feels that a little aggression in the bedroom is always a good thing.
Christine Quinn — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Christine Quinn has appeared in ‘Shark Night 3D’ and ‘Humans Versus Zombies’ and will star in the forthcoming ‘The Ghost of Goodnight Lane’ with Billy Zane. She also wants a guy that will just lie there and not make a sound. That will make sense in due time.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Porphyria [PICTURES]
Meet Porphyria, a SuicideGirl that lost her virginity in a very bizarre way. She also has a really odd fantasy and both hates and loves being around people.
Nicolette Shea — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Nicolette Shea, the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Month , is all about self-expression and she isn’t just referring to her amazing photo spread.
Blake Lively — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Blake Lively is an actress and model and probably best known for her role as Serena van der Woodsen in the television drama ‘Gossip Girl.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Zephyr [PICTURES]
Meet Zephyr, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity during the movie ‘Top Gun,’ loves people that are awesome and can’t live without ‘Resident Evil.’
Ivanka Trump — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Ivanka Trump, daughter of real estate mogul and now debate moderator Donald Trump, got a lot from her father — a pretty good business sense and the ability to build herself into a brand. Thankfully, she didn’t get her looks or the proclivity for being a wind-bag from ‘the Donald.’ We’ll refrain from stating the obvious and going for the cheap laugh by making jokes about his hairpiece. It’s just to
SuicideGirl of the Day — Boom [PICTURES]
Meet Boom, a SuicideGirl who loves flaunting her gaming stats instead of her physical stats, got her first tattoo at 14 and is proud to be a bleeding heart Liberal.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Dali [PICTURES]
Meet Dali, a SuicideGirl who loves Anthony Bourdain, hates the Pittsburgh Steelers and who owns two cats named Mary Jane and Spider-Man.
Aubrey Plaza – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Aubrey Plaza is an actress and comedian that has been performing improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater since 2004, She is probably most recognized as April Ludgate from ‘Parks and Recreation.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Alle [PICTURES]
Meet Alle, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity in an interesting way, loves to hear dirty talk and loves to drink Russian vodka.