It's official, Craigslist is your one stop shop for all things sex, and free. Seriously! Yesterday we had a 'large breasted lady with a cute smile' looking for a strangers love stick. Today? Free animals.
Nothing to see here, just a view from the top of the tallest structure on the planet. So, it's taken me quite a while to write this, mostly, because my hands are soaked. See, I have a thing with heights. Like, I can't climb a ladder without freezing. So yeah, watching these guys 'play around' 2700ft in the air throws me for a loop and spins me out. Moving forward:
And this is why I will never: A- Own a pet store and B: Own a gigantic snake. In fact, I have no need for a snake. And why would I? They do nothing but lay around eating live animals, and possibly you. That's what snakes do- they strangle things then consume it. Why in the world would I want anything to do with that?
Times are tough these days. Tough on the pocketbook. Tough in general. Times are also tough with regards to large breasted ladies practicing procreation. To be honest, I still don't understand why ladies have to resort to Craigslist Casual Encounters to find some 'D' because, I mean think about it, all they really need to do is ask us dudes and we'll gladly service their desires. :-)
Ever take a walk around the fine city of Albany? Chances are, on your journey, you've ran into someone asking for some spare change. Not gonna lie, in the few minutes it takes to walk the length of Lark Street I've been hit up quite a few times. At first I may give away one of my smokes, or that dollar bill I have in my pocket.
Picture cartons of juice, condoms, yeast, and god knows what else all displayed on a table. While doing that, think about how awesome (sarcasm) you would feel the next day after getting crunk on what seems like a s--- ton of homemade prison booze. Add in the cost of said products and well: Reminds me of an episode of Trailer Park Boys.
Ever been stuck on a grounded airline flight? Is a 30 minute delay considered, grounded? If yes, then 'yes', I have. Frankly, that seemed like an eternity. What do you do, you know? Twiddle your thumbs? Read the 'how to absorb a water landing/ use a flotation device' laminated cut out? Seriously, what can you do?
Wow, that's a title ehh? Well, that's exactly what happened in Round Lake. Theresa Marchione, a 20 year Round Lake librarian was recently fired after she closed the library an hour early due to Tornado Warnings that had recently riddled the Albany area. But it gets better.
Normally, drunk drivers create accident scenes, and in this case, this one did- kinda. Well, not kinda, more like- here's an accident scene, I'm drunk, might as well stop for it by ramming into it thus creating an accident scene on top of an accident scene. Confused? Let me break it down for you.
I've been on an Alice in Chains kick since the release of The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here. Rightfully so, seeing as the first two singles from the album have hit numbers 1 and 4 on the charts with Hollow and Stone. I guess I'm all excited for August when The Chains make their way to the area.
You're saying to yourself: 'What the fluck is a Crusty demon?' No worries, I have the scoop. The Crusty Demons are daredevil motorcyclists from the United States, Australia, New Zealand and Europe. They're like the Jackass's of today. It's safe to say these guys do dumb things for a living and we watch. We watch like little kids patiently waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve.
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