Wow, Albany area Craigslist's Casual Encounters has been somewhat nil the last few days. I mean come on, aren't super attractive large breasted sex freaks looking for a random stranger to 'take them out to the ball game' or are we going soft? Pun intended all day!

But alas, I've found a chick for me!

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Yes baby, I'll by you a drink, offer great conversation and tell you all the right things, promise. While I'm not 'lean/fit and tall' I have a belly that will keep you warm and a sexual appetite that makes all the Craigslist chicks crave more, more Adams!!

Yes baby, let's break it down. You want dinner and drinks to settle our nerves. But let's be real here- you want a good plowing. That's it! See, if you wanted a boyfriend you would have one, end of story. But no, something isn't quite right up there, so you head to Craigslist for 'stimulation'. The good news for you, so do I.

See, I spend my days chatting up an empty room in front of a microphone which equals complete looney bin, and I'm ok with that. It keeps life interesting and trust me, I'm plenty interesting. How many guys do you know with more Twitter porn friends than real friends? How many guys do you know scour the internet on a daily basis looking for the most jacked up things on earth to write about? How many guys do you know raid the radio station fridge cause 'it's fun' to piss off your co-workers? That's right baby, I'm your one and only, promise. Heck, I'll even invite you to my house afterward so you feel super comfortable!

What do ya say?