A Baton Rouge Louisianan man was arrested after he lived out a real life Grand Theft Auto Esq rampage. Zachary Burgess allegedly stole a truck, kidnapped a woman, and hit 9 parked cars according to WDSU. His reasoning for his actions is he wanted to see what it was like to play Grand Theft Auto in real life.

Total rookie mistake by Burgess by getting arrested. Stealing a truck and kidnapping are solid moves but hitting parked cars was his biggest mistake. Dude, you already have a 2 star wanted level, that’s not that hard to out run. But if you go smashing into parked cars you’re going to beat up your vehicle too much that you’ll never make it.